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Sooner or later
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日期：2007-12-13 08:51:20
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A thief with a long record was brought before the judge. Judge: Have you ever stolen things? Thief: Oh, now and then. Judge: And where have you stolen these things? Thief: Oh, here and there. Judge: Right. Lock him up, officer. Thief: Hey, when do I
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The first Man?
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日期：2007-11-29 16:53:46
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A teacher said to her class: Who was the first man? George Washington, a little boy shouted promptly. How do you make out that George Washington was the first man? asked the teacher, smiling indulgently. Because, said the little boy, he was first in
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The Looney Bin
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日期：2007-11-29 16:51:29
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Late one night at the insane asylum one inmate shouted, I am Napoleon! Another one said, How do you know? The first inmate said, God told me! Just then, a voice from another room shouted, I did not!
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How do you know that?
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日期：2007-11-29 16:48:05
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Bob: My car doesn't have a speedometer. Rob: Then how do you know how fast you're going? Bob: Well, when I'm driving at 15 miles an hour, the fenders rattle; at 25 miles an hour, the windows rattle; and at 30, the motor starts knocking-and that's as
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Our Tails
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日期：2007-11-29 16:46:59
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The lecturer on evolution had been going on for nearly two hours. then he started again, and said he:Let me ask the evolutionist a question --- if we had tails like a baboon, where are they? I'll venture an answer, said an old lady. We have worn the
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