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Miss Universe's last Question
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日期：2008-01-13 10:03:37
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Question: Ms America, how do you describe a male organ in your country? Ms America: Well, I can say that male organs in America are like gentlemen. Question: How can you say so? Ms America: Because it stands every time it sees a woman........ Questi
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Catch a cold
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日期：2007-12-16 09:04:04
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During the fight, the boxer swiped the air furiously, but could not hit his opponent. How am I doing? he asked the coach at the end of the round. Well, if you keep this up, replied the coach, he might feel the wind and catch a cold.
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Whose Head Have You Got On
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日期：2007-12-16 09:02:34
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A little girl's grandfather had a long beard, but one morning he shaved it off. When he came down to breakfast, the little girl cried, Grandpa! Whose head have you got on?.
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One more cake
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日期：2007-12-16 08:59:43
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The old lady was delighted with the gift the boy and brought her. I'll go round and see your mother tomorrow, she said, And I'll thank for this lovely pie. Um, if you don't mind, the boy said nervously, could you thank her for two pies?
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A burglar
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日期：2007-12-14 09:08:27
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A man went to the police office wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before. You will get your chance in court. said the Desk Sergeant. No, no, no. said the man. I want to know how he got into the house without w
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Why he couldn't leave?
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日期：2007-12-14 09:05:06
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There was a meeting with a large number of people. At first the speaker was very interesting, but as time went on, he became very boring. Finally when he was through, there was only one man sitting in the large room. The speaker walked up to the man
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Chief is at the wedding
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日期：2007-12-13 08:55:32
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A police stopped a motorist who was speeding on the street. But officer, the man said, I can explain. Just be quiet, snapped the officer. I'm going to put you in jail until the chief gets back. But ,officer, I . I said to keep quiet! You are going t
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