A man went to the police office wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before. 谐音笑话

"You will get your chance in court." said the Desk Sergeant. 极品笑话

"No, no, no." said the man. "I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I've been trying to do that for years."

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