A thief with a long record was brought before the judge. 成人笑话

　　Judge: Have you ever stolen things? 极品笑话

　　Thief: Oh, now and then.

笑话幽默

　　Judge: And where have you stolen these things? 成人笑话

　　Thief: Oh, here and there. 幽默

　　Judge: Right. Lock him up, officer.

幽默

　　Thief: Hey, when do I get out jail?

　　Judge: Oh, sooner or later.